Post by Tierra on Jan 31, 2016 13:58:39 GMT -5
Ginny, you say you have 4 boyfriends - one for money, one is a fuckboy, one's your real boyfriend. This is your fourth time playing so I think really you might wanna boyfriend who's won before so they can give you some tips. Adam, I'm looking at your iSurvivor headshot and I'm not sure if you got the memo but the Justin Bieber look is so 2010. I've noticed that you like to take a lot of selfies, do you think that you're so forgettable we're going to forget what you look like? But don't worry it's a new year. A new you, a new self(ie). So Justin you've told me you're a big poker player and fortunately for you this game is a lot like a poker game. Unfortunately though poker is a lot like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing. May the flop be with you! Martyna, I've heard people from Poland are called poles so is this why you're so thin? At this point in the game it seems the only way to get rid of you is if I pull out my polish remover. Kim, I'm so glad that they let you out of the old folks home to come play iSurvivor with us! Chris, I really don't think we need to worry about getting you out because at this rate you'll be medically evacuated with liver damage from all of the drinking. Tanya you come off really sophisticated and mature and have two adorable kids, but with how often you have your hair in pigtails sometimes I get confused if you're the parent or child. Eric you just look like Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber. In your headshot Gray it looks like you thought you were auditioning for Brokeback Mountain instead of iSurvivor. Kay, you're more irrelevant than Francesca. Zac, I'm sure you're pretty good at stretching the truth. However, by the time you're finally done meditating on what moves you should make, the game will be over.